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hickup in his songs, I have a hickup
in my brain. Everytime I want to say
a smart sentence I am not smart enough
to remember it.....
SN: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH DISKS ?
LAMER: Well disks are very funny. You
can put your hands on the Round thing
inside of them and can see what your
finger looks like. Also you can put
them in a diskdrive and then you can
play a Crossword Puzzle in the great
Amigabasic which is my favourite becoz
it is exactly as fast as I am.
SN: WHAT DO YOU CODE ?
LAMER: What ? What I code ? Do you want
to make fun out of me ?
SN: WHAT DO YOU THINK ON OTHER GROUPS ?
LAMER: Well, there are only two leading
groups on the Amiga . One is my
soon-to-be-founded Group called 'AMIGA
LAVATORY CLEANERS INC. ' the other
one is ALCI which is a short form for
'AMIGA LAVATORY CLEANERS INC.'
About other groups I don't know much,
but since I never heard of them they
can't be too much famous.
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SN: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS MAGAZINE?
LAMER: I like the Lamers Corner because
it helps me a lot. I got three new
friends this week just by followin'all
the instructions in Lamers Corner.
(SORRY DEAR READER, BUT THIS LITTLE
ADVERTISEMENT HAD TO BE INCLUDED
BECAUSE NO ONE EVER READS THIS SECTION
SO I CAN WRITE TOTAL SHIT HERE AND
NO ONE WOULD EVEN CARE.FUCK IT, WHY
DON'T I WRITE TOTAL SHIT ? OK, LET'S
WRITE SOME : ! ATARI ST !. OK, THAT
WAS MORE THAN ENOUGH TOTAL SHIT )
SN: WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE OUTFIT ?
LAMER: Outfit ? Isn't this an island in
the Pacific Ocean near the Caribbean
Islands and not far away from France ?
SN: WAS THIS AN OLD JOKE ?
LAMER: No.
SN: WE GIVE YOU THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY
TO ALL PEOPLE OUT THERE SOME WORDS.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TELL THEM ?
LAMER: Oh, its very simple. Stop beeing
so cruel to Lamers. We are SO brave,
nice,friendly that EVERYONE simply HAS
to love us...Also I'd like to say hi
to my Mum and Dad and Dog and Cat and
Hospital Cell-Neighbour... ----->